Thursday, August 03, 2006

More Thai Than You Can Shake A Stick At

A post title which will I'm certian get a lot of oddball Google hits for 'thai stick', which will go along nicely with my ever puzzled searchers wondering how in the hell 'milf Isabella Rossa' led them here rather than to some sort of site that requires a credit card before proceeding any further.

Seriously. I get at least two hits a day based on a comment Bella Rossa left on the blog awhile back about the whole 'same name as' phenomena she suffers from. I, along with countless porn-hounds, feel her pain.

If I were looking for porn and found this shit, I'd be super-pissed.

Work, blah, who gives a fuck, let's get into the only thing that makes it manageable, today's iPod worthy entertainment.

I finally got around to listening to last week's (Cool) Shite On The Tube, which spoke highly of Y Tu Mama Tambien, a film I saw awhile back and liked okay, but was a little surprised that the guy who directed such a sexually charged film went on to direct Harry Potter And The Prisoner Of Azkaban. I'd have loved to be in on the meeting where someone screened the story of two swarthy young men trying to fuck anything that moves and then turned to their boss and said "We've found our guy. Harry Potter, here we come!"

A new Cinemaslave, recorded to be run during Joe's time away for surgery was posted recently, a 'best of' which featured stuff from his earliest shows, interesting to hear him really ripping on a few films, notably Because Of Winn Dixie, which I was disappointed to find out was directed by Wayne Wang, a man who has directed some really good films, but has apparently fallen into a cinematic abyss that includes Maid In Manhattan and Queen Latifah's Last Fucking Holiday!?! When the hell did this happen?

Dinner again this evening at the Thai place, I come to believe that they place an addictive chemical in the food that makes one crave it insanely often. Joined tonight by David and Tubb, Tubb telling us of plans to move to the Philippines for a six month period, promising to blog all about it when he does, which I think will make for interesting reading. More on that as it develops.

Back at the house, we visited for a bit, I decided to blow off the V For Vendetta viewing for this evening, push it back for the weekend, after all the upcoming wedding fiascos, and just show the guests a few TiVo'd episodes of the Spaced program, since it's all I can type about recently.

Be seeing you.

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Blogger Bella Rossa said...

Oops, I infected you with my porn virus. Although, if you think about it, submitting a blank post might be enough to send the pornhounds your way, because sometimes my name alone is enough to ping the search engines and misdirect people.

Friday, August 04, 2006 1:22:00 AM  
Blogger Ultra Toast Mosha God said...

I must be permanently infected with a 'porn virus.'

Perhaps there is somekind of doctor who can help me.

or a nurse.

There i go again.......

Friday, August 04, 2006 6:10:00 AM  
Blogger Shroom-Monkey said...

Yeah, if I was and I usually am looking for porn and I found this, I would be a little bummed. No nudity, no penetration, no simulation, not even some limp dicks. But hell you take what you get and you work with it. I get off to your site daily anyways...

Well, ok, no I don't... But I like reading it anyways...

Friday, August 04, 2006 7:12:00 AM  
Blogger Mob said...

Bella: It's similar to The Ring Virus, only instead of a dead Japanese girl it seems to involve fake tits.

Ultra: Ha! Sounds like you don't really want to be cured, my friend.

Perhaps two nurses.

Whoops. Enabler. Sorry.

Shroom: 'You take what you can get and you work with it', that's hilarious. Glad I can entertain you even if I can't get ya off.

Friday, August 04, 2006 8:07:00 AM  
Anonymous buckaroo_banzai said...

will check out "spaced" today with a little luck. (come on bitorrent..)simon pegg rocks!
oh yeah, i only go for the hardcore porn as opposed to the softcore stuff because i don't like my filth so clean.

Friday, August 04, 2006 8:57:00 AM  
Blogger sKincarver said...


Listen up, buckaroo. I gave Lars Ulrich your home address. He's flying in to headbutt you with his baby dolphin lookin' forehead.
Then your bitorrent ass won't be so happy.

Friday, August 04, 2006 1:33:00 PM  
Blogger Mob said...

Bucky: Best of luck in your search and yes, hardcore is the only way to go.

Skincarver: Way to sell out your friends, buddy-boy.

Aren't you the same guy who made up a fake company logo for the CD's you used to burn everyone?

Friday, August 04, 2006 4:38:00 PM  

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